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Stop That Hacker! UNEDITED VERSION (2020) by KatherineYork7
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The Devil's den; a notorious hangout for high school seniors, computer geniuses and competitive gamers. And a home to the most feared hacker between the students. Not the place for an innocent young highschooler to find themselves in. Francy's oldest brother is one to be a regular and he made her swear neither she nor his other siblings would ever under any circumstances come near that place. But when Francy's cat gets into a painting accident, she rushes to her nearest brother for help, straight into the Devil's den. Only instead of her brother, she meets the Devil himself. And just so it happens he has a soft spot for cats.
Playing for the Same Team | Editing by writingcrazed
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Charlie Whitmen loves sports, junk food, video games, cars and basically anything-if not everything-your average teenaged boy would find interesting. But wait a second, Charlie isn't even a boy! Oh no, she's actually a girl! Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you? Assumptions are never pretty. Like a wise man once said: "Don't assume, because when you do, you make an ass out of u and me." thank you soooo much to dirtypalette for the beautiful cover <3
Donut Disturb by simply-caitlyn
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Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~
My Accidental Boyfriend by tea_bag_
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Jaya Adams, living a single and lonely life, especially thanks to her two brothers but instead of fusing about it she tries to make the best of her single life, however it seems like life is against her because shes consistently being a third wheel for everyone and everything. A single joke leads to an accidental boyfriend, turning her not so peaceful life even more hectic. How will Jaya deal with the handsome 'prince' who seems to have a secret of his own, is he really who he says he is? Follow the story of Jaya Adams as she deals with him, his secret, a taste of fame, nosy paparazzi and an unknown feeling she's hell-bent on keeping locked up. | HIGHEST IN HUMOUR #3 | Ps. This book needs A LOT of editing!
The Truth About Faking (The Truth About, #1) by reannekennedy17
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UNEDITED Gemma Alder is used to being the unlucky one in the Alder family: from a nasty rumour about her back in high school to inexplicable mishaps, she seems to be the comical target for unfortunate situations. But if there's one thing she's good at, it's acting. After she graduated from high school, Gemma remodelled herself and decided to pursue a career in acting-but not in the way you think. Gemma Alder has managed to keep a steady business going across Vancouver Island by playing the fake girlfriend for various customers. Her job is difficult and sometimes it blurs the lines between acting and reality, but it's the only job where she can handle taking orders from the boss: herself. And when a ghost from her past appears, the very ghost that destroyed her reputation back in high school, comes to her, begging her to play the part to get an investor for his company off his back, Gemma take the job without a second thought. Because she sees this as a prime opportunity for revenge. Jake Swift is surprised with Gemma's decision but he's desperate to stop Olive Garcia, a well-known investor, from throwing herself at him. All Jake wants to do is make money and provide for his little sister, Hanna. After their parents died in a car accident, Jake has been the sole guardian of Hanna since he was seventeen and he has no interest whatsoever in a romantic relationship until his little sister has graduated from high school. Long story short, Gemma's agreement is a blessing in disguise. Until, that is, things start to go terribly wrong during his company's two-week getaway to a campground in the middle of nowhere. From unexplainable food poisoning to waxing cream in a sunscreen bottle, Jake can't seem to catch a break, which Gemma is pleased with. However, as time begins to tick away, both Jake and Gemma notice a similarity between themselves which, inevitably, leads to something more. Can the two of them forget the past? Or will their relationship go up in smoke?
Exposed [Book 4 in the Expiring Series] by MikaelaBender
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Book Four in the Expiring Series
Gaslight by officialrachaelrose
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Gaslight is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. ***** Studious seventeen-year-old Maddie must learn self-defense while trying not to fall for her womanizing trainer. ***** When straight-A student Maddie is forced to move to LA, she plans to keep her head down, grades up, and make it through senior year as unnoticeable as possible. But when she stumbles upon an underground boxing match starring the intriguing Hayden Walker, she sees a chance to protect those she loves from her crazy, abusive father. She offers Hayden money in exchange for self-defense lessons, a dangerous arrangement that just might end up changing the pair of them forever. *If you aren't reading this book on Wattpad, it has been stolen. Please report the website!*
His one and only ✔️ by internettqirl
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"What makes you think I'll let you leave?" he asked and took a step towards me. "Because I'm not into guys?" "Well then why did you date your ex-boyfriend?" he asked and I froze at the mention of my ex. "Because ...uhhmm...I-I," My ex was a touchy subject. "You can't fool me, Bella," He said and rolled his eyes. "I already fooled you," "How?" "Well for starters, you looked like you believed me when I first told you," I said with a proud grin on my face while he rolled his eyes but I couldn't help but notice the small smile on his lips. "Where were you anyway?" he asked. "In the storage room," "What were you doing there?" he asked. "Masturbating," * * * Bella Parker is your bright, crazy, and brave eighteen-year-old teenager who runs away after overhearing a conversation about something that makes the hairs on her back raise and her bad past come rushing back. Declan Stone is one of the strongest Alphas who roams the earth. They say he's unbeatable and his pack is the strongest of all, they say he knows who his mate is but doesn't want to bring her into this life. What happens when Bella is pushed into the supernatural world with lies that her dead mother kept from her. What happens when she's not as humane as she thought she was? Read at least three chapters to decide whether you like it or nah because it gets so much better! Rank #4 in Werewolf 06/06/2019 Rank #1 in Funny 17/08/2019 HAHAHAHA
The Nerd Is Really A Famous Actress by DeadlyRedhead
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Nikki Devron is not your average teenager. In school she is Lana Pageant, the nerd who everyone picks on. In real life she is one of the most famous actresses in the world, known for her beauty and acting skills. But there is one problem, being one of the most famous people in the world she never gets a break from everything in her acting life. She disguises herself at school as Lana Pageant, she keeps her head down and stays under the radar at all times. But suddenly her life takes a turn; bringing on three hot, popular boys, new movies, parties, english projects and model best friends. Can she keep it all up or will all the stress build up inside her until she can't take it? Warning: Includes swearing. Awesome cover by @Lord_Tommo #8 in Humor - 13/9/2016 Copyright © 2016 - DeadlyRedhead
Bad Boy Roommate  ✔︎✔︎ by grraciie_
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after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious. and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett. [not edited...like at all]