Armaggedon : My Girlfriend likes Versace
A foul-mouth jaded ex-soldier stumbles upon a girl wandering the apocalypse dressed like a barbie doll. Him: "Are you wearing pink right now?" Her: "Yeah, so?" He is convinced she's gonna die, but somehow, he can't bring himself to abandon her. Him: "Fuck! Stay behind me!" Her: '... Does he not see I have a gun??' ...