Y'ALL IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING LMAO </3

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the answer stays the same. Comment what you think!

"She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings. She entertains you, whatever you want. The rest is shadows, the rest is secret."-Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha Miomomo has always dreamed of being a ninja. Although her parents could not afford it, that didn't stop her from practicing everyday after working in the rice fields. One day she comes on home to find out she is being sold to an Okiya so her father can pay for her mothers surgery. When out running errands for her Okasan, she meets a teenager named Kakashi who agrees to teach Miomomo everything he knows. She starts to fall for him, and decides to work hard at being a Geisha too in hopes of catching his eye. She starts to blossom in the Geisha world, causing her to become popular. When she is asked to partake in a party for the Kazekage, Gaara, he becomes smitten with her. Will she stay with her sensei or find herself in the arms of the Kazekage? 1st place in the Naruto Wattys 2015.

*NOTE : This book is completed. Check out the sequel - 'An Atheist's View', http://www.wattpad.com/story/54108182-an-atheist%27s-view * There are many books here on Wattpad with Christians and Muslims telling of their opinions and views - so here's an Atheist doing the same thing. Updates once a week, with holidays being an exception (updates more frequent). Please do remember - these are MY opinions, not those of every Atheist out there. There may be Atheists out there that agree, and those that don't. This is why the book is called 'mind of THE Atheist'. The book goes all over the place - from asks from readers, to my opinions on certain aspects to our lives (abortion, homosexuality), to general religion topics (religious rituals, certain religions in general), and even to my opinions on other Atheists (or what religious people say about us). I will jump from being dead serious, to laughing my arse off - which, as you may guess, may include some cursing and 'offensive' comments. Please note : while you're more than welcome to express your opinion in the comment section, please don't over do it. If you wish to argue - PM me. Too many comments by one person on a single chapter are likely to get deleted. This book is only about my opinions on religion-related topics. If you are interested on my opinions on what's going on that has no relation to faith, I'm currently working on a book of that type. 'Daily Bullshit' should soon be out. However, as for rants about nothing and everything - I haven't yet made anything like that. Maybe I will someday, I don't know. #129 in Non-Fiction

Addilynn is 18, she has a bright future infront of her. With her incredible intelligence, friendly personality, and beautiful features Addilynn is sure to get places in life. She is on her way home from a friends house when the unthinkable happens. She's kidnapped. But when she thinks it's over she finds out that it has just begun. She is going to be sold in an auction. But to who? To What? Addilynn discovers secrets about this world she could have never imagined and becomes closer to people she is supposed to dispise. But what does she discover?

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

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