A futuristic biological enhancement program goes wrong and only one person is immune to artificial virus made within one of the regrowth facilities.

Thomas is normal. Except for the fact that he wants to be a philosopher. But that's pushed out of the question when his father demands he become a knight. The only problem is... He's a terrible knight. *Note: This is a work of fiction. Not everything will be totally historically accurate. This is for comedic purposes.