"What the Princess wants, the Princess gets." ☻ ☹ When neighbour Ashton's raucous drumming wakes Luke up at 2am, he stomps next door to shut him up. But those hazel eyes begin to infatuate him and he starts to sneak next door at 2am for other things.

Calum was the "bad boy". The smoker, the drinker, the fighter. He had tattoos all up his arms and multiple piercings. He demanded the respect of everybody else, and scared even the teachers. Luke was an outcast. The weirdo, the freak, the rich gay boy, who couldn't even buy himself some friends. He was bullied, beaten up daily by a childhood friend. Everybody knew who he was, but nobody really cared about him. When Calum saves him from his bullies, Luke is confused, but soon discovers that underneath the bad boy image, Calum is more insecure than he is. •Started 4/12/16 • Completed 18/08/18 Cover by @PaigeFreeman

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

what if we get caught? then i'll die for you. .. or the one where luke and ashton are closeted together in a town full of homophobes

100% reliable lashton smut. you're welcome in advanced.

i ship lashton and so do a shit ton of other people so here we go

Ashton is an untouched nerd and luke keeps having thoughts about ashton on his knees.

"if you're not gay.. or bisexual, what are you?" "I think I'm just bent." or in which sub!luke meets dom!calum at a school pep rally and begins to take a liking to the tan boy and his bent personality.

the story where ashton irwin writes his teacher multiple notes; furthermore, these notes go unappreciated by the religious churchgoer as the man becomes confused with his sexuality. top!luke and bottom!ashton ©noctivagant #535 in fanfiction, #40 in #5sos

"Bend over my desk, sweetheart." "But you're my teacher!" "Yes, I am. And you've been a bad boy."