None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners

Want to laugh all day long ? this is the solution for your problem this is just a bunch of joke's and random qoutation , you now what I mean , this book is dedicated to all my readers .

"Ethan." Aiden pauses. "I want you." He softly bites my ear. "I want to kiss you more than you will ever know." Trying to avoid the daily beatings of the school bully can be challenging. But what happens if the schools bully has a crush on you?

Grace Connely is fat. Plain and simple. Day by day, she is tormented by her bully, Lucas Keith; who is rude, conceited and mean. And Grace can't seem to shake him off. What's the best way to get back at someone who made your life a living hell? Revenge. But revenge isn't that simple. Complications always get in the way. Grace's journey of losing the weight that caused her emotional pain for most of her life comes at a price. Isn't revenge supposed to be sweet? -- This book is now available as an ebook and paperback on Amazon. This is a sample only!

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)

Kimberly Zanders was the nerd. The one who was always pushed around not only because she was a nerd but because she was chubby. She always kept quiet and dreamed of how different life would be if she were skinny and pretty and if she was popular. In reality Kimberly didn't have a single friend much less a boyfriend. She always wondered what it would be like to have a boyfriend so when she got a chance she took it without questioning. Shawn Stevens a popular cute guy from her school asked her out and she accepted without thinking about the wicked reasons as to why he did this. Her heart was broken and played with and she was sent away. When she was away she changed her looks and her attitude. She comes back to her home completely changed. Adam Hendrix the bad boy is amused by her he is intrigued and wants to know more. Her best friend becomes her enemy and her enemy becomes her best friend.

The last thing Liam Mcyntire expected to find in his barn one cold February morning, was a half-starved , frozen-solid woman. She's covered in bruises and full of mistrust and suspicions. He'd been perfectly content in his bachelor life of trapping critters, selling furs and living in solitude but this mysterious woman might just change all that. Emma Hawke was running. Running from her father, from the damage the man had done. Running from a life she didn't want--a life no different from the one that had killed her mother. She's never been off the mountain. She trusts nothing and no one--not even the man who saved her life by bringing her out of the cold. If Liam's going to win her heart, he's going to have to learn patience and how to truly care for someone more than he does himself. He'll have to love her softly. Can Emma overcome her past? Can she learn to trust--possibly even love--despite the fear that she holds of men and of marriage? Or will her past track her down and destroy any hope she has for a future?

This story is about a girl named Kate and she's now to this school and there's some girls she better look out for

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'Funny how sometimes the people who you would take a bullet for, are the ones that pulled the trigger' What would you do if you had another chance at life? [The awesome cover is from @kookie_owns_me. Bless her skillz.]