"we're lost again aren't we, you bloody twat." "it's only called being lost if we had somewhere to be. which we don't. we're just taking the scenic route. besides, how often do you get to say you sat this close to Harry Styles?" "lately? far more than I'd prefer to be able to." ➪ or, the one where niall and harry receive mysterious lists in the mail leading them to each other, and then to an interesting road trip filled with adventure, naked mall runs, new friends, and an abundance of hatred for each other that makes you wonder how they even survived. ➪ copyright @poisonnialler 2016

"I don't like the idea of being a sugar daddy. It makes me feel old and gross." "Then drop the sugar, daddy." $$$$$ Or, where Harry's an incredibly rich and powerful English business tycoon but wrecks his life by falling in love with a broke twink cashier who is NOT just in it for the rent money. $$$$$ copyright @poisonnialler 2017