"One new message from @KimTaetae: You can call me Tae :)"

❝I'm horny❞ ❝And what do you want me to do about that?❞ In which Taehyung and Jungkook begin talking online. Not to mention the fact that they're horny fuckers. [an out of date, cringy fic that i wrote during my young, koreaboo stage for the love of god dont read this]

Jungkook's current possessions: 1. An empire 2. A hell of a lot of money 3. A rather large stack of guns and knives 4. Park Jimin

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

In which Jungkook starts flirting with a stranger online out of pure boredom Slow Updates :')

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."