"I'd sell Elijah to Satan for one corn chip." -Olivia, (17) "Noah duct taped me to the trade mill, and dialed it to maximum." -Agnes, (21) "Carter made a meme out of my seventh grade yearbook photo, and it went viral on the internet!" -Zach, (15) "Shelley chopped the bristles off my toothbrush after our argument!" -Carter, (18) "Hailey is a cow." -Charlie, (8) "Sometimes I want to stab myself in the face with a butter knife." -Mother (Women don't tell their age.) "I feel like I'm in a reality show freaking everyday of my life." -Father(22) [As he stated it to be] ________________________________

May the Gods Of Non-Cliche always bestow their mercy upon us. Only a year on Wattpad, and all these cliches force me to set my laptop on fire. ■ A collection of your best books on Wattpad ■ No Disappointment ■ Majority in Humor, Teen-fiction, Adventure only because I love a light reading on this site. ■ Hahahahahahahaa. See you inside the book.