ParkJimin: oh my god Yoongi you have no idea its so beautiful I wish you could see it!
MinSuga: I'm blind you piece of shit.
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In which Jimin finds a rude blind boy's Twitter and slides into his dms
Chiminie: I saw your new tweet so I was wondering if you wanted a meme?
RapGodSuga: why the fuck would I want a meme?
Chiminie: memes make me not want 2 die so it'll help u
RapGodSuga: you better send me some dank ass Harambe memes
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When Yoongi is a Youtuber and Jimin somehow manages to get him to respond to his dms
AgustD has posted a tweet
It's fun being a cold hearted asshole
Chimin has posted a tweet
@AgustD u gave me the biggest teddy bear in the store on Valentine's Day last year and told me that u thought I was prettier than ur new purebred Husky
AgustD has posted a tweet
@Chimin ok but I love you that's different I'm just so romantic
Chimin has posted a tweet
@AgustD u also told me that I was more fire than ur mixtape
AgustD has posted a tweet
@Chimin R O M A N T I C
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In which Jimin and Yoongi are best friends who are lowkey (not really) in love with each other
"What's a pretty boy like you, doing all alone in the woods?"
"Mother said I can't talk to strange men."
Trigger warnings:
Smut (eventually)
Violence
Explicit language
Gore?
Attempted assault
Dubious consent
Death
Idk.
Will be updated whenever
Cover by @__NialsPlacebo ❤❤❤
"So... can we listen to more of that Chinese music?"
"It's Korean, Jesus fucking Christ."
started ; december sixth, 2015
finished ; february twenty second, 2016
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