In which a boy who can see the future calls a girl to let her know that she's going to die. Soon. _ "You're going to die." "Excuse me?" "Oh, you didn't hear me? Maybe the phone connection is a little dodgy. Don't worry, I'll repeat myself. You, my dear Eleanor Clarke, are going to die. Soon."

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________