Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Guaranteed to get yourself hexed and cursed! Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters used here Warning: spoiler alerts! Do NOT read this if you haven't read all the harry potter books!!!!!! Also: please comment! Comments give me feedback and motivate me to write for you guys! Plus I will LOVE you 4ever if you comment! I will try to get back to you ASAP! And look at my other work, please! Most of its fanfiction for other stuff (young justice, superheroes, hunger games) but I would really appreaciate if you took a look at it and possibly commented there too. ;)

*I do not own Harry Potter. The Harry Potter world and its characters all belong to JK Rowling. I do not own these songs nor do I own the lyrics. All of these songs and lyrics belong to different artists that can be found in the video links.* Will update this whenever I can get the free time. Expect more lovely songs to come, though! :D

I am the second born daughter of Voldemort and Bellatrix. So what? Unlike my sister, who wants to follow father's footsteps, and kill Harry Potter, I want to save him. What did he ever do to us? The dark lord killed his parents, and Harry, for god's sake c'mon we are murders. Well my parents were. I want to gain favor of Harry Potter's kid's favors. I need to save him, before it's too late.

Lily Evans longs to feel true love, that she only receives in her dreams, her dram guy. Little does Lily know that her true dream boy is closer than she could ever imagine.

I bet you haven't played truth or dare with Harry Potter!!! This is an entertaining game, warning somethings may be a bit disgusting.....

[BOOK ONE] Loony Lovegood--the girl everyone made fun of. The girl with more to her than what meets the eye. She's different, you know (although I presume you already figured that out for yourself). She's special, and she has a story, too. Follow Luna as she takes on life's problems full of confidance and assurance in herself...most of the time. What is behind those dreamy eyes, those wacky glasses? What gives her the courage to stand up for everything she believes in without giving what others think of her a second glance? What's going on inside that spunky witch's blond head? Perhaps if you listen closely, she just might tell you, if you just gave her a chance... *********This story is based off of J.K. Rowling's book "The Order of the Pheonix". People have said that it is the most boring book in the series. Maybe Luna, here, can prove you wrong.

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

"Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around," said Sirius, shrugging. "He couldn't stop himself showing off whenever he got near her." "How come she married him?" Harry asked miserably. "She hated him!" "Nah, she didn't," said Sirius. "She started going out with him in seventh year," said Lupin. "Once James had deflated his head a bit," said Sirius. ~ Lily Evans is basically the girl everyone wants to be. Everyone knows her, everyone likes her, especially one boy called James Potter, flirt, troublemaker, arrogance extraordinaire. But maybe James likes her a little more than he'd like to admit. Maybe. Just maybe. Maybe he likes her a lot more than he lets people think.