Some retarded ass chats.. really short ones... but there is a lot so quit yo complain'in...

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

I am a predator. Humans are the prey. I feed off their fear as they drown in my arms. But life didn't used to be this way. I wasn't always half-human and half-fish. I used to be one of them. A human. This is my story.

Bree comes from a family of horse shifters. After being separated from her family and sold, she does not know what is going to happen. Through many ups and downs- meeting her mate, having someone steal him from her, and being sold again, she doesn't know where life will take her. She doesn't know if she will ever see her mate again, or if she will be stuck living life as a work horse for a terrible owner.

(Completed) Payton Swift is Taylor Swift's 17 year-old little sister. Payton follows Taylor around to most places and events, loving every moment she can get with her world famous sister. While she loves her sister, Payton always tries her best to have an identity separate from Taylor - although most of the time she is unsuccessful. Follow Payton as she tries to find herself, makes mistakes and dates the most sought after stars - all while dealing with the second-hand attention from her sister's fame - in My Life as Taylor Swift's Little Sister (Hey, I'm Payton Swift!). (Book 1 of Taylor Swift's Little Sister series)

Ever wondered what it's like to be a boy? You're about to find out. Love isn't meant to be easy, everybody knows that, but is it meant to be this hard? After a mistake at a party, two highschool students end up in each other's bodies. The problem? It's hard to fall in love, when the person you love is in your own body. Read on to see how the two unfortunate students learn to adapt to each other's lives, including periods, peeing and a whole lot of awkward genital issues. WARNING. STRONG LANGUAGE IN FIRST CHAPTER. Rated R for strong language, not sexual stuff. I mean there's a part about her poking a penis but that's only because she doesn't understand why she has one. Wouldn't you poke your own penis if you woke up as a boy one day? Copyright 2013 All rights reserved.

Fuzzy is a young rogue kit. She suffers a great loss and joins LightClan as Fuzzykit. She soon becomes Fuzzypelt. But when the clans are in need of the help from the prophecised cat- herself, will she have the courage and wit to save them? Can she protect the clan that sheltered her since her tragedy? And will she fall for a cat who has been aiming for her since she came into the clan? There's only one way to find out. Click the "Start Reading" button! :3

Willa is a normal girl until her cat leads her into a Warrior mirror. Follow her as she turns into a cat and lives the life of a Warrior.