››› [COMPLETED] It has been over six months since Shota and Hizashi has gotten married and their lives are fullied with love and happiness. The family is living happily until they get a new neighbor. Shota is not happy and decides to write a note to his neighbor. "Dear, Mr. Weed smoker, You like to smoke weed, great, but please know we have children here and I do not want them around that. If you wanna smoke then do it outside or somewhere else. Thanks." Before Shota can put the letter in a envelope, Hizashi takes the letter to add his own note. "Yo, we don't mind the weed but sharing IS caring. And also that apartment has a little room off the living room do it there. Thats where I did it and the smell will go to yard not over here. Hope that helps. Add me on Insta too, close to 2K" Hizashi gives the letter back to Shota who reads and looks at Hizashi. Should he really be surprised that Hizashi smoked? Shota sealed the letter and slides it under the door. A few days later he got a response. "Sorry bro, didn't know there were brats next door. Thanks for the tip about the room off the living room. Come over anytime you wanna smoke. Also come check out my DJ skills at club, Viber. D" Shota sees the note and laughs at the deja vu, hoping this one won't be so annoying. Sequel to "My Dumbass Neighbor" ©AizawaShota, 2019 ✧ 1-06-19 ✧ Side ships [minor]: Shinsou x Midoriya, Todoroki x Kaminari, Bakugou x Kirishima, Iida x Uraraka

The love between a volleyball setter and a segsy swap man i honestly have no idea what this is its just a joke

Oikawa Tooru and (L/N) (F/N) were a perfect couple, or at least that was the case three years ago. Then, Oikawa ran away to something (or someone) better. But, when he runs into (L/N) he discovers something that makes him wish he'd stayed. I DO NOT OWN THE HAIKYUU FRANCHISE

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

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"you're so small." as if to prove his point, louis squeezed harry tightly in his arms, and harry just scrunched up a little bit, snuggling his head impossibly farther into louis' chest. "my pretty paper doll." and when louis squeezed him again, placing a shaky, yet warm kiss on harry's cold forehead, harry felt his heart feel that way again, he felt love. a soft flutter, that even the most self control in the world couldn't stop. he loved louis. he loved him even though he didn't want to, he really didn't. okay, maybe a little. *** 1ST PLACE IN THE HOLIDAY 2014 BROMANCE AWARDS FOR FAMOUS LARRY STORIES. #2 in Fanfiction #1 in One Direction

hey! for my first peraltiago (jake and amy from brooklyn 99) story, i'm going to base it off of an episode but with a plot twist. hope you like it!

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