Hi my name is PinkAura, but you can call me Pink, and every once in awhile I get mad about the internet, or rather the people on the internet. I'll try to keep the majority of these Wattpad related, but people on the internet really anger me. How do you grammar? Spelling? That's a thing? Yep. That's a warning saying I write a lot of these late at night so you can expect to see grammar and spelling errors. Parts marked with [VR] are parts with video recordings.

Read along with me as I bitch and complain about stuff that you probably do too. You might even get a kick out of this :-)

Do you ever wonder how the authors on wattpad have such genius, original ideas?! I don't! Here's my "story" and complaints. **WARNING: WRITTEN WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND/ OR TO BE OFFENDED BY** The grammar and spelling sucks too. I would delete this except the majority of the readers tell me not to. Also, if you want to give me your nasty opinion on me on PM, just get over it. I very rarely respond to them, much less read them. Keep it to yourself. There's already been a few incidents and I get it at this point. Anyways, have fun! (:

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I got bored and me and my friends were talking about batman and I parodied a few verses and now I finished it