A funny dirty joke book

[WARNING IT IS BEING EDITED] So, I'm sitting on my couch, watching paranormal activity 4 and spilling popcorn when ever I get scared. Then someone knocks on my door. I open it and standing on my porch a sexy man god. You would think that it would be great that a total hottie maybe 1 year older than you was standing outside your door but what do you do when he suddenly picks you up and carries you to his car and puts you in locking you inside. Well that's what happened to me, I Nicole Davis was kidnapped by a sexy mangod. What the actual hell. [Story will be edited when finished]

Now available on Amazon (paperback & kindle) as well as the three sequels. Every year, each Male Werewolf can choose a mate - and the She Wolf they chooses has no say in the matter. So when the innocent, seemingly young, Gemini Burn turns eighteen she instantly catches the eye of the most infamous Alpha of all - Alpha Layton Vetteriano. Or, as he is better know; the Blood Alpha. The Blood Alpha is cruel, merciless and unforgiving; but can Gemini soften him up with her kind heart and compassionate ways, or will he just ruin her spirit?

CAUTION CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. "Say it, Allison," he said, his voice low as he trapped me against the rough wall. A shiver ran down my spine, his voice pulling at me, the power in it making me want to do anything he asked. I shook my head, afraid my voice might betray me. His teeth lightly grazed my neck causing a sigh to get past my lips. I could feel him smile against my skin. He knew he was going to get what he wanted one way or another. I tried to slip away, but he grabbed my wrists, pinning them down tightly. He pressed his hard body against me. I was aware of every inch of him that was touching me. "Don't think you can just leave. We're not done yet." My stomach tightened at his words, the desire inside burning for him. My damn body at war with my mind yet again. He slid his hand up to the edge of my shorts, slowly working it's way up as his mouth trailed small nips from my neck to my collar bone and lower, stopping only when he reached the fabric. I could feel my resolve weakening as his hand reached its destination. "Say it," he demanded. I moaned, my head tipping back as he moved expertly. I wanted to say it then, I really did. But if I said the words, there was no going back. ***************** Allison Cole has just turned seventeen. Most girls would be excited, but she doesn't see it as anything special. She can now find her mate, wherever he is. But she doesn't put much stock in mates or true love. How could something like that be predetermined? Things only go from bad to worse when on that very day she discovers who her mate actually is. Will Allison be able to overcome her bleak thoughts about mates and accept hers? Or is the man bad enough to make her run away? Caught between her body, her mind, and what's best for her pack. Allison must make her decision. Is it worth it?

Scarlett Anderson is a 19 year old werewolf. Many were wolf's dreams or desires is to find their mate, but sadly she doesn't want to. Why? Well, it all started with her father. Her father, the alpha, cheated on her mother, with another woman. The experience in seeing her mother crying, is something she did not want to become. Meet the charming and handsome Luke Blackwell. Luke is the Alpha king. He is 21 years old and still hasn't found his mate yet. Ever since he was a child, he has dreamed of having a mate. He has seen his parents mate bond and he wants something like that. But no one will know his true feelings, because to the outside world he is a monster. But the question is will she reject him or accept him? Note: The photos that are in the story are not mine. These photos were found on the internet. Also strong language is going to be present.

Paisley Conner has a great life. She has loving parents, caring friends, everything she needs and wants but one thing is missing, her mate. All her life Paisley has been told story's about mates and how amazing it is to find yours so naturally Paisley wants to find hers. But on the day after her sixteenth birthday something happens, she finds her mate, and soon after she wishes she didn't.

Every single person on the planet has a story. Mine? Well mine is quite interesting. I've been let down so many times. I've learned to expect the weirdest of things just so I won't be frightened or shocked. I still remember when I was young and innocent. I would run through my yard with my dog and friends. Have you ever wondered what hurts the most: Saying to much and wishing you had not or saying nothing and wishing you had. Its pain when you realized the person whom you trusted the most is the one who decides to hurts you. I try to tell myself I am strong without you, but in reality, I am shattered when I'm apart. Its pain when you realized the people who you trusted the most is the one who decides to hurts you. Don't judge a book by its cover. Not until you've learned the entire story because in the end, The truth may surprise you. So let me for once, tell you my story, without interruptions with how my best friend was my mate. ©2015-19 Destiny Hileman Started: December 23rd, 2015 Ended: ? (NOT FINISHED!) (CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING!)