Funny dirty jokes

A funny dirty joke book

My sexy kidnapper. [Being Edited]

[WARNING IT IS BEING EDITED] So, I'm sitting on my couch, watching paranormal activity 4 and spilling popcorn when ever I get scared. Then someone knocks on my door. I open it and standing on my porch a sexy man god. You would think that it would be great that a total hottie maybe 1 year older than you was standi...

Blood Alpha (Chosen Mate Series 1) [Complete]

Now available on Amazon (paperback & kindle) as well as the three sequels. Every year, each Male Werewolf can choose a mate - and the She Wolf they chooses has no say in the matter. So when the innocent, seemingly young, Gemini Burn turns eighteen she instantly catches the eye of the most infamous Alpha of all - Alpha...

The Prefect Drug Dealers Wife

He's My Mate

CAUTION CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. "Say it, Allison," he said, his voice low as he trapped me against the rough wall. A shiver ran down my spine, his voice pulling at me, the power in it making me want to do anything he asked. I shook my head, afraid my voice might betray me. His teeth lightly grazed my neck causing...

The Alpha King's Mate

Scarlett Anderson is a 19 year old werewolf. Many were wolf's dreams or desires is to find their mate, but sadly she doesn't want to. Why? Well, it all started with her father. Her father, the alpha, cheated on her mother, with another woman. The experience in seeing her mother crying, is something she did not want to...

The Way I Love You

Paisley Conner has a great life. She has loving parents, caring friends, everything she needs and wants but one thing is missing, her mate. All her life Paisley has been told story's about mates and how amazing it is to find yours so naturally Paisley wants to find hers. But on the day after her sixteenth birthday som...

My Best Friend Is My Mate [Rewriting?]

Every single person on the planet has a story. Mine? Well mine is quite interesting. I've been let down so many times. I've learned to expect the weirdest of things just so I won't be frightened or shocked. I still remember when I was young and innocent. I would run through my yard with my dog and friends. Have you e...