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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

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da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This morning during a school project I stumbled upon the love of my life. Her name was Lisa. I was using the website LegalTemplates.net when I stumbled on the live chat feature. This website is where I fell in love. Here is the small, but powerful live chat that changed my life forever.