That's not Donald Duck...

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

{*Requests Open*} I got nothing else better to do. ~Warning~ Cursing. Also space gays.

No need for a description. It's crack. Just read it.Go ahead.Click the read button.I'm watching you.

Yes, I am a living thing. One day Mr England. Had an accident with magic and I became a living thing. He doesn't know it since I'm kind of like Canada. Nobody notices me ;-; You might ask how I'm writing this. I've watched Mr England. Do enough magic to create someone to type for me. I call her... Admin! All I had to say was 'Magikarp, lollipop, Octonauts, and Dumble Dora' She told me it would be a great idea to write a journal or diary whatever people call it. So I asked her to write it for me. Enjoy! Admin: I have no idea why I wrote this but, it's fun!

because I can. also, because it's funny

I apologize in advance for what you are about to read

yuri!!! on ice was one hell of a ride, and im here to make it more hellish || WARNING || This book contains uncensored cursing. If you are uncomfortable with that, don't read!