Dumbledore, Trusted mentor. Wrong Dumbledore senile old man is more like it. After finding out that Dumbledore and his friends are keeping secrets from him he goes home to 4 Privet drive. There Harry Potter goes through a creature inheritance and finds out that he isn't Harry Potter at all but Hadrian Riddle, the stolen son of Tom Riddle. He finds out that his mate is none other than Draco Malfoy.

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385