Ever since Cadance Winterloom moved in with Phil Lester and his best friend Dan Howell, trouble was never too far behind her. Jealousy sparked, fights were instigated, and prison bars were on the cards. But manipulative as she is pretty, Phil develops a deadly crush that she picks up on and uses to her advantage ... Cadance would never turn down an opportunity to cause chaos, and this was no exception. ~*~ With his best friend turned against him, can Phil get over his attraction, or will she crush him into dust ..?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!