A random book. Why are you even reading this? Please re-think your decision. All the choices you've made in your life have brought you here, why? Just to read this? Must be a "fun" life. Well, while you're here you'll find a lot of random fucking shit in the book just as the title states. How random? The randomness ranges from politics, poetry to day-to-day rants, recipes for fried eggs, words that mean nothing and much, much more. I have nothing else to say so have some random quotes that may or may not agree with my way of thinking: "Marriage is like a coffin and every child is like a nail" - Homer Simpson "It's not illegal, just frowned upon... Just like masturbating on an airplane" - Unknown "If you girlfriend is mad at you put a cape on her and tell her 'now you're Super Mad!', if she laughs marry her" - Me (not really)