Mycroft Holmes and Harry Watson team up to send John and Sherlock on a case to distract a Sherlock who's been pining after John. And Harry, at least, is determined to get the boys together. Two sets of Holmes & Watson shenanigans ensue. (Johnlock, post-S2 AU)

Sherlock takes John to Scotland for his birthday, where he plans a huge surprise for him. Very fluff, cute (and a lil saucy) johnlock.

Sherlock is the youngest son of a powerful family dynasty, with all the pressure of being the perfect prince sitting on his shoulders. However, he builds his good reputation on lies and tricks, and he dreads the day when his failures will come into the light. John is a mere servant, thrown unwillingly from his hometown and forced to serve under the disgusting Adler family. But there's a reason he's here with them, traveling to the kingdom of Lauriston, a reason he can't breathe a word of. Princelock Johnlock

Dan,the pastel kid in school who everyone picks on. Phil,the punk kid who every girl wants to date. Will they have the cutest friendship ever? Or will they be more than that?

A group of assholes dick around in a group chat, you've been thoroughly warned, kiddies. tw: lotta swearing/cursing, lotta dumb insults, an old meme or two