Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*** sequel to "Beauty and The Sith Lord" He promised her that their child would be born in a world full of light , but he doesn't seem to be sticking to his promise . How will this affect the beautiful scavenger and the beastly Sith Lord ? ~Reylo AU~ •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations

Aurore vit dans une société où une pandémie a éradiqué presque toute l'humanité. Depuis cet événement, les pays se sont associés et ont imaginé un système international : "chaque homme et femme à partir de 18 habitera 2 ans avec un partenaire dans le seul but de procréer et de repeupler la terre." Aurore a 18 ans dans quelques jours et elle va bientôt rencontrer son partenaire. Elle va devenir une Génitrice.

Une femme pure, un empereur ,un royaume ,un destin , une histoire..a vous de venir la découvrir...

When she was a baby she was blessed to be married to the future king... now it was time to hold up on that bargain. A Reylo Royal Modern AU ~Reylo AU~ •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations

"It's called a soulmate mark... when the planets were being formed and stars were being merged some split in two... the marks some have are from their soulmate ... you were once part of the star and your other half was the other part ... when you see and meet someone with a matching mark you know that they are yours and you are theirs.... they'll hold the key to your heart ... no matter what... your mark is the same as theirs ... same place , shape and size ... " The words stuck thick to her... she would never forgot those words and she would run her finger over her own mark ... longing for the hero to come and help her bring peace to the galaxy and love her for her. ~Reylo AU~ •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations

She tells him "ooh love" No one's ever gonna hurt you, love I'm gonna give you all of my love Nobody matters like you... They told him it was impossible, they told him he would be the last and the end. His family owns a huge fishing company, selling boats, boating supplies and he made a huge when he kissed his best friend's little sister, and now he is facing the odds. •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situational

She gasped in the darkness and suddenly feared that this was the end , the Skywalker curse coming back. The curse that killed Queen Padmè Amidala Skywalker , the curse that killed Han Solo the wife of Princess Leia Organa Solo Skywalker who died from the curse as well, the same spell that took the mind and life of Luke Skywalker . ~Reylo AU~ •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations

SEQUEL TO 'IT IS YOU': Rey has gained new "memories" and has returned from training with the Knights of Ren. Upon arrival she learns some truth about her family and later causes chaos for everyone around her. At the Resistance Base, Ben begins to take charge, but faces the challenge of bringing Rey back to the light side.

She has debts , bills to pay , no where to live , no car , someone stole her textbooks and tuition is due in a couple days and that screaming voice won't stop .... he may just have the answer ... if she agrees to a "special" arrangement. ~Reylo AU~ •••Original Characters by George Lucas ••• *** all art goes to rightful*** • Rated M for Mature ; mature language, sexual situations