So, uh... this is actually a joke. What a surprise. I can't believe my first fanfiction on here is going to be... this. Welp. Anyway! Enjoy, I guess. I might make a smut towards the end, so look forward to that... oh, also! The chapters will be divided into how many notebooks you collect, so there should be roughly around 7 chapters. That's all! Thanks for wasting your life on this~!

His skin was the color of overripe lemons, and the touch of his fingers against me were like soft felt. Oh, did that turn me on.