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We all know that story. Rick's group on their knees, Negan just about to use Lucille. But what if there was somebody who had all the power to stop him. And what if that somebody was just like him. Sally met Rick's group right when they were the most vulnerable, on their knees in front of Negan. Negan immediately took liking in her and gave her an opportunity to save them all. But right when Negan asks the most important question, Sally gives the most inappropriate answer. Because she is just like him, she is... just the same. This is TWD and Negan fan fiction so you know what to expect, consider yourselves warned.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

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A single day had changed her entire life. A single girl had changed the plan. A sacrificial, and an eve? Akazawa, Miyuki, aged sixteen, has fallen into a vampire's trap- Fallen into the vampire king's own romantic, yet lethal plan. Out of all the desperate girls in Ryoutei- Heck, in all the world, why her as the second bride? Why did they need a second bride? Fate had brought her to the two groups of brothers- The Sakamaki and the Mukami. They were beautiful, perfect- And demonic bloodsuckers. No, Miyuki wanted out of this stupid plan- even if it meant never having romantic means with those boys. But she had no choice nor escape from being an eve. The red thread of fate couldn't be cut, for her fate has been sealed. But that doesn't end there. Miyuki starts having these odd 'visions' of a familiar girl- along with murders in the academy. Little does she know that they are connected to her odd visions. Blood, insanity, and romance- Doesn't that seem to mix well for our heroine? ❝falling in love is not an option in this hell. either ｆｉｇｈｔ or be ｆｏｏｌｅｄ。❞ 【 ©NightmarexLolita Please do not steal my plot, characters, or title page. I also ask you not to redistribute my story anywhere. Diabolik lovers or other brands mentioned do not belong to me, all rights go to Rejet and to their rightful owners. I also would like to thank @BalladPhoenix for the lovely cover- Which was made by her and not Yours Truly, NightmarexLolita. 】 { editing 。。。 }

Sora Manami is a seemingly ordinary girl who has been accepted to an elite Night school, But she starts to notice something strange about this part town, it seems as if family has blown off the face of the earth and she finds herself living with the members of the Sakamaki household, Vampires. What do they Know? What's the deal with Laito? and WHY is she falling for him?!