Dan Howell's chat-up lines from his video "Would you date the REAL Dan?", Where he uses the app Tinder.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...OH YOU TOUCH MY TA LA LA...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...MM, MY DING DING DONG...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -W

A few days after the giant war, Percy is alone in the world. A week out of Tartarus, EVERYONE is gone... all because of Gaia. Now a group of "super heroes" want Percy, but he wants to be left alone. There's something big coming, something that only two people have seen, but three have experienced. Only one is still alive... He's coming and he's after something. Or Someone... Avengers assemble to try and detain a certain half blood. No records of him, just his name, age, parents(deceased), a few notes, and a photo from about 9 months ago. Who is Percy Jackson? Avengers Assemble! All characters belong to RR & Marvel Works

[THIS HAS OFFICIALLY FINISHED.] [Highest Rank- 12th.] A bunch of different types of phanfics that I personally enjoyed reading and others have read themselves. I hope this may help you pick out some phanfics to read during your spare time. (And I know that the picture has a different title to the title of the story sssh.) (More fics are always added in. Usually monthly or so. Sometimes when I can be bothered I'll add in ten but sometimes I'll add 5.)

All memes and the cover are mine. I don't fucking care what you do with my stuff tbh

After the Second Giant War Annabeth leaves Percy for immortality. Percy's heart turns ice cold after the "love of his life" leaves him. He decides he needed some alone time so he leaves camp and heads up north to help him cope with the heartbreak. ~~~~ Years later and no one has heard from or seen Percy. A war is Brewing between the god and an old evil. They call for Percy's help. He comes to aid in the war, but he is not the same Percy they all remember.

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The sequel tø Ønly Yøungbløøds, Killjøys....(that's a løt øf typing). Thanks før jøining me again! See yøu øn the øther side. Highest Rank: 101 in Humor