Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[Born With Different Cells: Rewritten!] /Raising a child has never been easy. Being brought up by a cold blooded lizard isn't either./ Four years prior to the Rookie Nine's graduation, Kōryū Taniko woke up in the hospital of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. With zero recollection of who she was and not a possession to her name, Sarutobi Hiruzen told her one thing: Konohagakure is her home now. From then on out, things are difficult. Adapting to life without an identity took an effect on Taniko, creating insecurities and eventually; trouble. When her only family member refuses to mention anything about her past, she's stuck with blind goals and false values. That is, until her cards are forced to play themselves. While her body begins to remember who she was, a man Taniko has sworn she met before suddenly appears and further adds to an onslaught of questions that trace back to her origin. Confused and scared, she can only fearfully accept the changes that are occurring. Slowly but surely, the truth is coming out and Taniko isn't particularly sure if she can handle it.

When Maya runs off to explore the strange gap in the fence at the back of her school, the last thing she expects is to crawl into a totally strange world, with no clue how to return. Alone, afraid, and trapped in a strange world, all she can do is accept the double-edged kindness of strangers and find a way to fit in this world until she finds a way back to her own. But when the time comes, will she want to return home? Let's be honest here, this is fanfiction, the answer's definitely no, but hey, maybe I'll decide to throw in a wild card or two. Enjoy! NOW IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RE-WRITTEN, SLOW UPDATES

SHUT UP. SIT DOWN. ALREADY SEATED? STAND THE FUCK UP, THEN SIT DOWN AGAIN. FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL OF YOU THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID, WHY DO I EVEN WASTE MY LIMITED AND VALUABLE TIME PRODUCING MY WORK WHEN NO ONE FUCKING READS IT OR COMMENTS ON IT OR EVEN FUCKING CARES AT ALL. MOST OF THE CHAPTERS ON MY PROFILE HAVE BEEN RE-READ AND EDITED LIKE 3 FUCKING TIMES, BUT THIS SITE ONLY REWARDS NEW CONTENT. THERE IS NO INCENTIVE AT ALL TO EDIT ANY OF YOUR WORK, BUT I DO IT BECAUSE I CARE. IS THAT MY FLAW? WHY NO ONE READS MY WORK? BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT SPLING AND GRAMMAR AND ALL OF THAT STUFF? THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. OH AND APPARENTLY TAGS DON'T WORK EITHER, SO THAT'S AWESOME.

Being blind, poor and an orphan, Misayo Sato is at disadvantage. Yet, she finds strength within her weakness, fulfills her dream and finds true love. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the world of Naruto, which is trademarked by Masashi Kishimoto, to whom I am eternally grateful. © BaskervilleHall 2014 - All rights reserved.

A child with red hair and blue eyes was born with the power to control others. As he grew up his own clan feared him knowing he was strong, to strong. Kanaye tried over and over again to escape the hell he called home many times, though all those times he tried he failed. His clan wasn't a kind one either, they knew how much power he held and needed to get rid of him as soon as possible. Even if it meant killing him. Once more he tried to escape but gets caught by his two siblings in the process, he went back meeting a sight he wished he did not see. One that would haunt him forever. Till this day he seeks revenge on those who slaughtered his clan, his family. His goal in life is to make his brothers proud, for that's what they wished during their last breath. Kanaye grows hatred inside himself, but he seems to let it all go when he makes friends. Particularly a fox-like boy named Naruto. Will Kanaye let go of all that hatred bared inside him or will he regain it once more?

Candace Torres. Your average, teenager. With an average life. One day will change all of that, as she discovers she is a descendant of the witches in Salem. With great power, comes great sacrifice. And you become a lot cooler

Lucy, Rose and Eric are sipping tea and debating whether to read a book on necromancy.