this pendeja aka my bestfriend held me at gunpoint until i wrote this. so enjoy 😍🤞

I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.

just two bros 5 inches apart because they're gay

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.