Sashfen
I finally finished it, and got the courage to publish it. -DONT READ UNLESS YOURE UP FOR READING THROUGH SOME SLIGHTLY ODD AUTHOR NOTES- 12/3/17 22:53 <-- you will probably hate this date within the first ten minutes, i apologise profusely, but at the same time not really. You were the one who kept reading this really weird description and eventually hit that read button. Even if you don't you'll probably remember this description for like the next week, and if you weren't going to remember this weird description/summary before, well, you're never going to forget it now. You're welcome, you'll be glad you suffered through reading this and hitting the read button. If you don't... then I'll buy you a smoothie or something later to make up for the time you wasted reading a 67k word book.
(The dude on the cover is one of the lovely actors who portrayed Riddle in the films, and he's hot, so he makes a good cover, y'know?)