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The Playboy Stole My First Kiss by Snuffelwaffle
Snuffelwaffle
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➶ ➶ ➶ "You're a bad kisser" I said as we pulled away. "And you're a bad liar" he replied as he laughed. ➶ ➶ ➶ She hates him. Why? Because he stole her first kiss. He hates her. Why? Because she kneed him in the ornaments right after. When playboy Sean Handerson decided to steal Liz's precious first kiss in front of the school's cafeteria just to win a bet, she kneed him and stormed out. With his ego wounded and with her first kiss stolen, they became sworn enemies within a day... and it doesn't help that Sean Handerson coincidentally started working in Liz's Grandma's Pizzeria. But as they say, there's a thin line between love and hate. Through endless sarcastic remarks, lame puns, awkward moments, jealousy, shared secrets and even more sarcastic remarks, Liz Summers might have her first kiss stolen by Sean Henderson , but... Sean Henderson might have his heart stolen by Liz Summers. A/N: This is my first book so the development and writing of the story might sound amateurish but please give it a try! I promise you won't be disappointed! :) Feel free to correct any grammatical errors (nicely please) :))
Kiss with a fist (completed) by vgcampos
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"What's your name?" He tries again. Should I tell him so he can shut up? Or will he just keep talking. "Fine. Don't tell me. But personally I think we are going to be great friends. Maybe I should tell you a bit about myself so you can trust me. Stranger danger and all that. That's why you're not talking to me right?" I don't respond. "So here it goes. My name is Alexander Daniel Woods. I have amazing black hair and piercing green eyes as told to me by various ladies. My major is in marketing. My blood type is O positive, my social security number is 45-" "Oh my god, do you ever shut up?" I finally break. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Sometimes when you least expect it, you find the one person you never knew you needed. Even if they annoy you at first. When senior college student Amelia gets paired with Alex for an English assignment, she thinks she'll never survive class with his overly cocky attitude. Little do they know, both will be leaning on each other when their respective pasts come back to haunt them. ______________________________________ Notes: Completed *Highest rank : #8 in Chicklit *Featured on on Chicklits "What's hot" list *Cover made by @Silver-masked-devil
I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player. by Pearlie
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*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops herself into a whole mess of trouble she'd never expected. *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*