You're Jacob, A very sexual boy. But there was this one person he has been dyeing to have sex with, His Mom. Does She Have Feelings For Him? Read the story to find out!

Some great comebacks I've used or thought of or heard :)

meet C.u.p.i.d, she is a normal teen, who spends her free time giving advice to couples or playing matchmaker and introducing Andrew, the school's quarterback and bad boy, who spends most of his time flirting or breaking the hearts of the girls of Westfield high. well not until......... "hey Mr jork, would you kindly stop breaking the fragile hearts of the girls of Westfield high?"I asked as I silenced the whole cafeteria who now payer full attention on the populars table. He flashed me a corky smirk." am sorry cupcake, i don't I can but I can try if you shoot me an arrow" he replied, "don't worry darling, an arrow coming right up" I said and walked out. what happened when cupid gets entangled in her journey down love lane..? or when the arrow hits cupid herself cause as the arrow approaches, memories are being awoken

As a 'fat girl', Quinn Jones' life consists of problem after problem, leaving her quite insecure. Moving to a new school for senior year didn't help that either. With a new set of people to stare at her, she's terrified. But then, a miracle happens. Connor, the school's toughest guy, decides to watch over her, making school seem more survivable. Watch Quinn's journey of acceptance and love as she goes through her senior year.

Every story needs a catalyst. For Wren Jamison, it was Walter Quinn. * * * * * Catalyst. Science will tell you it's a substance that speeds up change. So I looked forward to the day I would stop being a sleeping in, semi-seriously homeschooled, number one Dave Franco fan girl. But I never thought that day would come so soon, so quickly – and I never figured that Italian sports cars, designer clothes and an army of girls ready to claw my eyes out would come with it. And what exactly did I need to do to turn from a completely nutty nobody to the kind of person everyone kept their eye on? Simple. Just Add Walter. Copyright © 2014 CrayonChomper

Uriah Walter never expected to see his ex-girlfriend, Louise Santiago, again after their nasty break-up three years ago. But he also never expected her to work for him in his business firm as an intern. The best part? She doesn't remember him. At all.

A week ago, Antoinette was going to be a bride. Now, she wakes up in a strange place and is said to be dead. Dunstan is a careless soul who's only waiting to fulfill his dues so that he can move on with his life. Or rather, to the afterlife. But what if the duty he's been assigned to involves a wandering soul who can't move on from her previous life? She's young, ambitious and she can't be dead. He's reckless and done with life. What happens when their worlds collide?

There's only one thing Colin hates more than Sadie-- Seeing Sadie cry.

They live on the same floor. They attend the same luxurious school. They have the same friends. They couldn't stand each other. And just when she thought she could get away from him, they end up being on the same band. Could life get any more worse? Oh, that's right. He, the coldest arrogant jerk, is also the most handsome guy she had ever set eyes on. That's definitely saying something, living on the Upper East Side. Now, she faces her biggest problem of all. Differentiating LOVE from HATE. __________ Realize is copyrighted. **I guess you could say this is Gossip Girl in rainbow land, without all the drama and scandal. Only humorous and fun.**