❝Darling, you're a fool to think he feels the same way. ❞ ❆ In which a girl is dared to date a random guy for a month. And then dump him. [extended summary inside] 1 in chicklit 24/5/2016 cover by @devoursheabooks

Aleister Blackwell, multi-millionaire, recently divorced, and owner of one of the biggest law firms, is having a good time. Everything is great in his life. That is until a 17 year old boy named Nathaniel Adams shows up in his life and turns everything around. Sarcastic Nate Adams gets suspended from school for 2 days after punching school bully. His mom brings Nate to work one day to give Nate a glimpse of the real world but what happens when Nate meets Mr. Aleister Blackwell. Will his life be changed forever?

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

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Andrea är 16 år. En helt vanlig tjej i 1an som inte brytt sig så mycket om killar förens hon på en fest tvingas kyssa Albin. Bråkstaken i 2an med det perfekta håret och leendet man kan dö för. Andrea började tro att Albin kanske inte var en sån bad boy trots allt. Men once a player always a player.. Eller?

Vissa människor borde ruttna i små, små hål. Att jag skulle behöva ha missödet att vara släkt med en av dessa personer är slumpen. Att jag skulle behöva gå på samma skola som flera av dessa personer är ett hemskt sammanträffande. Men att jag skulle behöva bo granne med en av dessa personer, som också har en vrickad besatthet av att irritera mig. Det är högre makter som hatar mig. ••• Kayla Jackson är inte så värst bra på att skaffa vänner. Hon är dock mycket bra på att skratta åt andras olyckor. Hon är helt enkelt den perfekta prankstern. Men när det går för långt, behöver hon flytta till sin "åh så perfekta" kusin, för "växa upp". Det hon inte är beredd på är en sminktäckt liten häxa, en avundsjuk bästavän, små söta barn, konstiga nattutflykter, baler och en kille som helt enkelt inte kan sluta gå henne på nerverna. Men de personer som verkar mest lättsamma, kan också ha de svåraste bakgrunderna. ------------ Nu finns det en instagram för den här berättelsen. Följ DearMrAssholeWattpad för information om upptaderingar och annat

Ally and Chelsea are the two nerdy best friends of Headley High School. What people didn't know is that they have a secret, they can both get into almost any computer software and are hacking geniuses. The infamous gang members attending their school have been put on strict Boss's orders to look for the final assets to their gang. Hackers. So they're more than pleased to come across the sarcastic, socially awkward pair and force them into their gang. They soon however realize hiring them was a big mistake, seeing as they will do anything to get under their skin and escape. Will the girls find peace with the gang life when normality is torn away from them?