Laugh Out Loud
7 stories
The Burger King and Queen { HIATUS } by aquamarine_polaroid
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"This is Burger King, how may I help you?" "Hi, can I have one Whopper Sandwhich, a Classic Grilled Dog, one Garden Side Salad, a large Sprite along with a large cup of decaf coffee. Oh, can you throw in a large order of french fries and onion rings and one of your Dutch Apple Pies? Thanks." "Of course ma'am. Would you like Type 2 Diabetes along with your order as well?" "You know what? Make that TWO Garden Side Salads." {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} It was just an order to Burger King that caused two teenager's lives to go through dramatic turmoil. From strangers to friends, then back to strangers. Phone calls, they're the real problems in life. {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]}
The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya
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A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.
Virgin High by LilDreamer382
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Welcome to the school for manwhores and fuck boys. Here, our main focus is to stop the abnormal sexual appetite of young men and their dickhead behavior. We offer our students quality treatment to help them regain their senses and think with their brains instead of their dicks. Hopefully we can convert these corrupted children back into the innocent virgins they once were. ------------------- After their mum enrols Tori's brother, Theo at a summer school for manwhores to rehabilitate their virginities. Theo manages to persuade her to take his place at Virgin High. Unlike her Sex God brother Theo, Tori isn't very..actually not hot at all. She has zero sex appeal and has never gone closer than holding hands in a relationship with the opposite gender. Can Tori survive dressed up as a boy in a school full of horny teens for a whole summer? How long can she keep her identity a secret when her roommate is the baddest boy in the school? And what will happen to her when he finds out? Please give my book a go! xx
One Awkward Year! by WhoAmI99
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If you were gonna tell me that I talked back to the principal infront of the whole school, I would have scoffed. If you were gonna tell me that I had to raise $50, 000 with 7 of the most unusual people at school, I would have laughed. If you were going to tell that by the end I would be friends with them and find love...I would say... "Well this is going to be One Awkward Year." * . * . * Claire Silva, a seventeen year old girl who doesn't like attention at school to avoid unnecessary drama. When she makes a big mistake at a school assembly, things are about to get awkward for her. She makes friends, goes through every day teenage life while raising $50,000 with her twin brother, a badass jock, a cheerleader, a cutie, a nerd, the unknown nerd and the schools bad girl... But who knew one mistake could bring 8 people together, in a way none of them could have imagined?
He was right by zeal136
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Step into Hazel Justice's zany life. She has got the looks and the brains. She's funny and childlike but serious when she needs to be. She has the wackiest people on earth as her best friends. Her life is all about high school, hang outs and a cute guy she has a crush on. But soon enters Tyler Knight to add a bit more quirk to her already eccentric existence. With him come anger, playful vengeance and a lot of confusion. But is love quite far away? Can these two brats fall for each other? Maybe....but that is if they ever get free from getting on each other's nerves. Click 'start reading' and see for yourself!! Trust me, you won't regret it :)
Say I do by dreameroverboard
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Adeline's life consisted of part-time jobs, college and gawking at a particular guy every now and then. Her life was going perfectly normal until a certain someone entered it. She was not prepared for the arrogant, handsome and feisty billionaire to get down on one knee and propose to her in front of 100s of people, specially when she has no idea who he is! How does the life of two strangers go about as they learn patience, friendship, midnight tantrums and the real meaning of love? Read to find out!