Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

Hi! My name is Lucy, and this is the story of how I was adopted by Dan Howell and Phil Lester, better known to you as danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. WARNING!!!! This book contains non-sexual spanking of a minor, depression, thoughts of suicide, and anorexia. May be triggering.