[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

[complete] i want to be there so you don't have to be brave ; copyright © 2017

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Dan is a ballroom dancer instructor, teaching at one of the most prestigious schools in all of the U.K. When a clumsy gay boy named Phil stumbles into Dan's life, things get messy. But when Phil's old boyfriends stop by, and a new baby on the way, things get ugly. VERY ugly.

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.