"Live people ignore the strange and unsual, i myself am, strange and unsual." Human connections have always been... complicated. Ella Fairview never really understood why people cried when a dog died in a movie. It wasn't real. And even if it had been... it was still just a dog. She knew she was supposed to feel something. She just never did. The only people she's ever truly understood are alcoholics. Strange comparison, right? But when feeling anything at all is rare, you begin to understand why someone would spend their whole life chasing it. Now she's the newest profiler in the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, surrounded by people whose job is to understand the darkest corners of the human mind. After all... Secrets don't stay buried forever. I DO NOT OWN CRIMINAL MINDS OR ANY CHARACTER OF THIS FIC EXCEPT ELLA AND CLAIRE FAIRVIEW

Everyone in Haddonfield knows one thing: If you see Michael Myers... Run. Unfortunately, nobody ever told Nia Brooks that. Now there's a towering, silent man in a weathered white mask who keeps appearing outside her house, following her through town, and staring at her from suspiciously dramatic distances. She's tried ignoring him. She's tried talking to him. She's tried asking him-very politely-to stop standing in her flowerbeds. Nothing works. Somewhere along the way, Nia makes a horrifying realization: He's not stalking the neighborhood anymore. He's stalking her. ... This would probably be more concerning if she weren't ninety percent sure they're accidentally dating. While the rest of Haddonfield is busy fleeing in terror, Nia is trying to figure out why her mysterious stalker keeps showing up whenever she bakes cookies, why he insists on silently standing in her kitchen instead of using the front door like a normal person, and whether it's socially acceptable to keep calling one of America's most infamous serial killers "Mike." To make matters worse, Dr. Samuel Loomis-the man who has spent years trying to understand Michael Myers-is rapidly losing what little patience he has left after discovering that a twenty-two-year-old woman with a sarcastic mouth and an alarming lack of self-preservation somehow understands Michael better than he ever has. Michael, for his part, has absolutely no comment. He never speaks. He never explains himself. He simply keeps showing up. Equal parts horror, romance, and complete nonsense, The Shape of Poor Decisions is a gothic romantic comedy where the world's most terrifying slasher remains every bit as frightening as legend claims... ...and somehow still ends up falling for the only woman in Haddonfield who looks at him, sighs, and says, "Mike... you've got to stop breaking into my house. Use the front door like everyone else."

You pick up a call that was never meant for you, and suddenly your nights are shared with someone who is technically a global idol but mostly just tired and funny at 2 a.m. Somewhere in between a very large dog and random late-night conversations, the texts and calls become something he starts looking forward to more than he should. You don't feel like a fan to him-more like a long-lost, unusually calm best friend who somehow fits into his life like you were always there. And maybe something more.

Aria owns a small, cozy florist shop in London, where her days are filled with flowers, laughter, and the simple joys of life. She's never cared about celebrities, fast cars, or Formula 1. To her, the world is best enjoyed slowly-one bouquet at a time. Then one ordinary Monday, a man walks into her shop. He's charming, funny, and inexplicably magnetic-but she doesn't know who he is. To Aria, he's just... Lewis. What she doesn't know? He's Lewis Hamilton, the newly minted Ferrari driver, under the world's watchful eyes and media scrutiny. Fame, fast cars, and flashing cameras follow him everywhere-but in Aria's shop, he finds a rare escape. As their paths keep crossing, their friendship slowly turns into something deeper. But when Aria discovers the truth about Lewis, their worlds collide. Can a florist from London hold her place in the heart of a global superstar without losing herself in the process? Slow burn, heartwarming romance with a dash of fame-induced chaos, cozy flower shop vibes, and a love story that blossoms against all odds.

Dr. Y/N L/N is the youngest in Team Aether from Helsinki, Finland. She is rich, commanding, confident, and utterly admirable, the kind of woman who walks into a room and owns every breath in it. Kim Taehyung is an idol from Seoul, South Korea, used to being worshipped, but the first time he sees her, he realizes he's never truly been looked at until now. She doesn't bow to his fame. She doesn't need his money. She meets him eye to eye, chin up, and that undoes him completely. What follows is not a gentle courtship. It is a beautiful disaster of crossed lines, shattered boundaries, and love that borders on obsession. He is possessive in the way he pulls her close backstage, whispering in her ear while cameras flash. She is commanding in the way she takes his jaw in her hand and kisses him breathless. His brothers: Jin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Namjoon, Jimin, Jungkook, watch in awe as their Taehyung, usually so quiet, becomes a man undone. Every fight is volcanic. Every reconciliation is sweat-slicked and desperate. They love each other harder than what's reasonable, harder than distance, harder than scandals, harder than fear. Because she is the only person who makes him feel small and infinite at the same time. And he is the only one who makes her want to surrender without losing control. Content Warning / Disclaimer: This story contains mature themes and may not be suitable for all readers. It includes depictions of: 1. Self-harm 2. Domestic violence (physical and emotional abuse) 3. Emotional distress and trauma Reader discretion is strongly advised. Please read only if you feel comfortable engaging with these topics.

"God, English majors are so lame." "This is the part where you remember that 𝘺𝘰𝘶 were an English major, Techno." "Yeah. English majors are so lame." ⤫ CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITING ON CHAPTER 41 The list of things that Teagan Kato loved was a short one, but appropriate nonetheless. It consisted of mainly two things -- video games, and literature. The first was the reason she became a Twitch streamer. The second was the reason she went to college. It just so happened that somewhere in the middle, she found something else to add to her list. ⤫ *DISCLAIMER* This story was written in 2020, and is undergoing complete editing to remove certain characters. Reader discretion is advised. [book 1] [technoblade x female oc] [social media] [12/1/22- # 1 in Youtube] in memory of the man himself. teagan and i love you.

This is a technoblade x female reader she/her pronouns. If your sensitive to any of the following topics please do not read. •slight gore •blood •weed (1 chapter only) I will be putting TW's at the beginning of chapters if needed. Y/n and technoblade are both on the dream smp. They never actually had a single conversation. Y/n and techno are against each other in a war on the server, they get to talking after the fact what will happen when they start growing feeling for each other? Techno is uncomfortable with people using his real name so his name in this book is techno/technoblade. There will be kissing and inappropriate jokes will be made. ⚠️There will also be smut⚠️I'll put a warning at the begging of the chapters. Suggestions are open! I do nearly anything you guys ask :) You'll see in this book I have major ✨daddy issues✨ ⚠️Warning there's a lot of very detailed smut⚠️ This is intended to be a comfort book, meaning you can go in an read it whenever your bored or just want to get away from reality for a bit. I don't do big time skips (maybe a week or two at a time) so this book follows y/n on her day to day life (I don't really do filler chapters they'll all be interesting and go along with the story line) There is a lot of smut.... When I say a lot I mean a lot! The smut starts at chapter 35, if you just want to read the smut I have all the smut chapters copy and pasted into a smut book on my page.

After Sunny's ex starts some drama she goes to text her ex to confront him about it, only to find out that he had gotten a new phone number and that the number she had cussed out was a nice person who goes by Clay.

5 years after Bella graduates she goes to New York and applies for a job position at Stark Industries. She gets the job and is soon attracted to her boss none other than Mr. Tony Stark. What if said boss returns said attraction? What will happen between the two of them?

When successful realtor Adele is hand-picked to represent mysterious mafia don Milo, she must decide how far she's willing to go to protect her heart and her career when she finds herself falling deeper into his dangerous world. Season 1 of A Dangerous Bargain *** Adele Buchanan's goal has always been to become a top New York realtor. So when a bold deal catches the attention of merciless Italian mafia don Milo DeLuca and he offers her a job as his agent, it feels like the chance of a lifetime. That is, until Milo flips her world upside down. He's ruthless and maddeningly alluring, and exactly the type of temptation Adele promised to leave in her past. Caught in Milo's dangerous web and torn between her ambition and her heart, Adele must decide how far she's willing to go for the most powerful man she's ever met. WARNING: This story contains violence, graphic descriptions of death, and strong language. Reader discretion is advised.