Girl tries to be straight and nails you're scared

This fanfic is about a group of friends who were cursed by an evil witch into being trapped in a world filled with humanoid animals (animal crossing). Enjoy my crap.

"if you touch me I'll chop your Sakamaki junior off" Hi lads I'm Katsu. for some reason I live in a church and me and my sister Yui are being sent to live at some unknown location for a year. sounds sketchy I know but I trust my dad not to send us to bloodthirsty psychos so every should turn out just dandy. basically Diabolik Lovers written and directed by an old woman that wants more gay harem media

Szymon has a burning passion for cars