The twins find themselves going to Hogwarts, but they can't seem to remember anything. They join the Golden Trio as the first-years try to navigate the magical school. Meanwhile, England is having a mental breakdown with the stress of his sons disappearing and He Who Must Not Be Named coming back for some revenge. But is it a coincidence? I own nothing (;-;) except plot.

Matthew and Alfred once again arrive late to a meeting. But something's off; Alfred is less boisterous than usual and Matthew is swearing constantly. In an attempt to find out what has gotten into the two enigmatic North Americans, the rest of the G-8 members* end up uncovering more than a few secrets (and secrets of those secrets) America and Canada have been hiding for centuries. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. I do, however, co-own (Spoiler Alert!!!) this version of the personifications of states and provinces of America and Canada respectively. *and China