This is a story that I had an idea for during the 2016 presidential election. I didn't really get a chance to fine-tune this story until after Trump had won, and everyone was either elated or distraught. Once you read this story, you'll probably get the message I'm trying to say about America's politics, because the main character is supposed to represent my true feelings about the whole ordeal. This story is basically a 5th grade version of how I see things.