Dirty jokes and more

If you are a sensitive reader I would not read if I where you.

Dirty jokes

Hilarious Dirty jokes will send you laughing. If you don't like sexual related jokes, then don't read this.

Sex Jokes 101

This is a book of perverted jokes So read at your risk of you innocent people. While we have those people with Sexy imaginations ;)

{Mostly Dirty} Dictionary Definitions

In this book I'll be defining dirty and suggestive words and their definitions to educate and ruin the innocence of wattpad readers who dare read this book (though if you already know the definitions then why are you here?). Also I don't recommend that eleven year olds and under read this book. But ya know, I'm not g...

NoizXMale!Reader Lemon

Every Friday, Noiz and you meet up for your once-weekly meetup for the project for your group- the Freaky Ferrets. You are a guy in this one, if you are a female reading this. Just imagine a boy version of yourself and yeah... A/N: I have a feeling this will be shit. By the way, this is a REALLY intense lemon, you ha...

Dramatical Murder x Reader

Dramatical murder characters x reader, female and male.

DMMd Lemons (Yaoi)

This is a request from a friend of mine. I hope you will enjoy it and have fun by reading. Cya! :D Ghirahim

Eren's messed up life (Levi x Eren)

[COMPLETED] |Warning; many mistakes, will be edited in future.| |A/N: I dislike this book. Within the future I will be editing and re-going over it. This is my first ever fanfic book and it isn't the best. Be warned.| Alone, alone was what 15 year old Eren Jaeger was until his school bully, Jean Kirsten took things to...

A Letter To You

[COMPLETED] This is book 2 to Eren's Messed Up Life. Eren, now seventeen, is sent away to another Master. But that's not all. He know's these Master's and they are just there to use him. The Master's, being the disgusting - dirty people they are, allow Eren to do one thing which may just changed his life. All because...

His Possession In Discretion | ✓ - DISCRETION SERIES BOOK #1

Brielle Newman A 21-year-old girl who was struggling to make life comfortable for herself and her niece, Delilah. Her sister left the baby the minute she could get up and leave the hospital. Brielle hasn't seen her since. She also hasn't seen her parents who walked out on her at 17 or her brother who went to the army...

Reader X All of the DMMD characters

This book is about you in Dmmd world, and you've encountered all of the characters in Dmmd. In this book your name would be Emerald Segame a leader of a Ribstiez group titled Sarcastic Gems. After her members were always caught with morphine and Akushima she then encountered Noiz, Clear, Mink, Koujaku and all of the D...

DMMD X Readers-mostly nsfw

*casually pushes all other things I'm working on just because I had an idea at 2 AM* Anyway, requests are open.

DMMD One-Shots [Dramatical Murder]

Welcome to the Old Residential District. Six guys. Many one-shots. Aoba, Koujaku, Clear, Mink, Noiz, and Mizuki. Choose your route and enjoy the trip.

Do You Love Me (clearxmink)

Does he love me? That was the one question that would always be on clears mind. when mink drags clear to his 'house' clear starts to go crazy with his unknown feelings. He was never good with love at all. Can clear cope with his mysterious feelings a hot headed mink and his own horrid thoughts that seem to beat him do...

KouNoi- It's A Hatesex Thing

"I fucking hate you, ya little bean sprout, you know that?" "Sure do."

Accidentally [Kounoi]

It's been a few months since the fall of the Oval Tower, and Noiz, who disappeared no long after that, is finally back at Midorijima for a visit.

Opposites [ Kounoi/Noijaku fan fiction ]

Koujaku hates Noiz - but it's hard to claim that when he actually has a massive 'thing' for him. Every time the boy appears in his eye sight, his feelings deepen. But what if Noiz doesn't feel the same way? Will his feelings change? ((that's the question where I try to make you read the story to 'find out' where in re...

Snake Eyes (vitri dmmd)(boyxboy)

Trip is a lot like fog: not in an artistic or poetic way, but because he simply exists in Virus's life. Childish curiosity thrust Trip into the depths of darkness, not because he trusted that someone would be there to catch him in their arms, but rather a lack of care whether the pit he fell into would be deep enough...

DRAMAtical Murder Oneshots {REQUESTS OPEN}

Feel free to send me any request for a DMMd Oneshot! Don't be afraid, whatever you send me, I'm sure to write it ^3^

Lovable Virus x Trip

There isn't a lot of these ( Cause people decide to make Virus X Trip X Aoba or Virus X Trip X Reader) but since this is one of my OTPs and it's Virus and Trip I decided to make this beautiful art.

Book of ViTri

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING- THESE TWO AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO LIKING EACH OTHER BUT Ask me if I give a shit, I ship it harder than Fed-Ex.

Virus X Trip : Temptation [DMMD] Dramatical Murder (LEMON)

Virus and Trip knows each other ever since 'god-knows-when' they thought they merely stay with each other because of they did not dislike each other. But what if if its more than that? Perhaps we should take a look at their "playtime"