highest ranking #42 in Humor I stared in awe at the sight in front of me. I just couldn't get enough of it. "Ouch" She said rubbing her hand making me turn my head. "Just making sure it was real" He shrugged and snickered when she soothed the sore spot on her arm. While they started fighting like idiots in the middle of this crowded and noisy but breathtaking place I ran after both the dogs that walked off without notice. Well, flabby isn't a dog but he pretty much acts like it, sniffing his way with my dog, Scar. "Freakin had to smell like beef steak." I say frustrated. Now even I was hungry. I was making my way through all the suits and man purses, distracted by the sweet smell of body odour that travelled all the way from the land of armpits. Hitting my nostrils in full force, making me see rainbows and unicorns. When suddenly, THUD. "Every time" I mutter, rubbing my head I try to cover my red face from the stares I earned. "I'm a bird." I tell them mimicking a chicken " Bakaaaak" "Can't see glass." Apparently it wasn't convincing so I turn and read the board, a women's robotic voice says "welcome to Times Square" Join me and my BFFFFFFFFFFFFF's on our run away in search of a madness. A madness like no other, they called it, The Summertime Madness. *shakes pendent in front of your face* now I have hypnotised you. You will laugh at every one of my lame jokes. Add my book to all your reading lists. And you will also give me all the ice cream in the world. Especially bubblegum and coffee flavours. Don't forget to VOTE!! Love you all. Muah.