-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?