I believe 75% of the Queen fanfictions (or band fanfictions) are about hooking up band members with a) some Mary-Sue or b) with each other. So I did both. Follow the romantic misadventures of Abigail McSweetheart, a shy teenage girl who falls in love with a young Brian May - but oh noes, he's actually in love with his drummer Roger, who, in his turn, has an eye on Abigail. How can the three of them solve this awkward love triangle? (Dear fellow writers: just write something cool the next time. Queen could be on a world tour, while fighting zombies, aliens, the ghosts of medieval knights, you name it. But please, fellow writers, no more angsty romance crap like this.)

Behold, my beloved Queenies... THE BOOK OF QUEEN TEXTS!!!

Freddie decides to cook...

'Y'know, I never normally paid much attention to the bands that came and went here, when I was around, it was a pretty normal sight here at the farm. But I had a feeling that having Queen staying with us was going to be an exception.' Completed: October 2016 A/N: Before you begin reading, I just want to make it clear that I wrote this story when I was 17, hence why it's kinda shit. That's all I have to say, I do hope you enjoy it! © 2016 drowseroger All Rights Reserved