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This is just a normal zodiac book. Have fun reading it!!!! written in like 2014-2016???... idk it's ancient. so sorry if a lot has changed since then. please don't be mad at me!! also i should mention, i found these on the internet (credit to those people).

i p u t m e m e s h e r e d a i l y Oh and a lot of swearing

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

oMO i SaRANg yOu OPpA!¡ the adventures of delusional sARAh her kPoP fAnTAsIEs Please don't kill me this is completely a joke, all the idols in the story I love and respect.

If u wanna troll someone, this is ur book

WARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the perspective of a person who can't take anything seriously. (Sorry I misspelled my name on the cover. It's Tinkaglitch41.) Milestones: Hey! This stupid thing got #75 in Humor! ..... I guess I have to make a dramatic quote or something now to show how 'happy' I am. Hm.. How about..... "I hate this, but read it anyway because it got #75 in Humor?" -Me On Friday of August 18th, this reached 1 thousand views. You guys have good taste in stories. Congratulations. On Monday of November 20th, 2017, 6:35 PM, this reached 2 thousand views. Haha, I don't know what to say. Thanks, you guys have better taste in stories. On Monday of January 1st (First day of the new year!), 2018, this reached 3 thousand views! Thanks guys! You have an even better-er taste in stories! Okay so somehow I blinked and this thing has 5 thousand views and is ranked number 10 in #AnimalJam. I'm angered. How did this happen. You guys have freakin' best taste in stories. Alrighty so now, on June 26th, 2018, we finally reached number flipping 1 in the tag #AnimalJam? Holy freak. Thank you. I need to make more parts.

Good evening.

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.