It's Richard and his lady love's wedding night. Yeah, you know what happens.

This fic is based off an imagine by blankdblank over on Tumblr. Abra, a cursed dwarf, joins the quest to win back Erebor. This does not follow true Hobbit lore, either the book or films. There are parts of the quest that I will skim over in their entirety and parts that will be full of detail. Some of my story may alter the quest significantly. If you are a stickler for lore, I'd suggest you not read this!

Thorin's wife has a surprise for him

May is birthday month for myself and 4 friends. In honour of their birthdays I wrote each a short one-shot. First came Jennifer - May 4.

May is birthday month for myself and 4 friends. In honour of their birthdays I wrote each a short one-shot. Next is Laurie - May 17.

Danica has been banished. Never to be re-united with her fellow dwarfs. After years of being alone, will the company of Thorin Oakenshield accept her?

A little story based on the prompts: I don't deserve to be loved and We can't do that here Warning: Smut

Sally Took is not your average hobbit. Joining her nephew, Bilbo Baggins, she embarks on an adventure. She may just learn more about herself than she bargained for...strength, friendship and maybe even, love... I started this story based on a 4 word prompt - You're hands are huge. However, it took on a mind of its own...the story does not stay true to canon. I borrowed the artwork for the cover, if anyone knows the artist please let me know so that I can ask permission to use it.

A Richard Armitage prompt - Just stay with me Definitely NSFW!

Harry Kennedy has never had much interest in sex. Sure, it's fun; but his mind has never been blown by it. Roberta "Bertie" Welland has not had much experience with sex. He is new to the village of Dibley; she works at the local primary school. Together will they develop a meaningful relationship, or is it all about the sex? WARNING: This story will be full of what? You guessed it: SEX!!!