Once, this mystical document was pre-wattpad. Now, after nearly six months of work from our creative team, it's ready for the real world. herry putter is not a normal boy. herry putter, in fact, is far from it. but even normal boys have normal urges. "what tf is this even"-Satan "I didn't plan for this abomination. Ever. Period."-God "It's pretty good."- fictedandaddicted

Harry Potter is stuck in detention with Professor Slughorn and there's an urgent problem- Harry needs to escape so he can get to his basketball game. Soon Dumbledore comes knocking to see where Harry is- Dumbledore can't do all the dunking by himself.