My Harry Potter Theories. Feel free to comment yours! Also this contains my attempts of the actors texting and some randomness.

Some things I either noticed in the movies/books or things that I wondered if they happened.

Why does Slytherin always get the bad record? After all a Slytherin will only stab you in the back when you do it first... **Companion to "Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome"** (completed)

Harry Potter fanfic Hermione Granger had definitely changed,but then she finds out that she's a pureblood,and gets resorted into Slytherin.

A big happy family soon turns away from one family for something she didn't mean to do.

What will happen when Hermione gets sorted into Slytherin and Harry and Ron decide to stop being friends with her because she's a Slytherin? What will happen between Hermione and Draco when he's the one to comfort her one night?

what if harry potter had been sorted into slytherin? well i give you harry slytherin. sorted into slytherin a whole new chain of events is set off the first year at hogwarts goes pretty much the same as before with familiar faces joining in the fun as well as some new faces.

The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

This is the story of an extraordinary little girl. Orphaned as a baby, Emily grows up as a peculiar ten-year-old with abilities that not only frightens the other children but also herself. Read along as she lives her life as the now adopted daughter of a powerful woman, a professor of Hogwarts, A school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The time has come for her to know of her family and of her otherworldly legacy as Emily Potter, the girl who lived. - Edited as of July 2020 - Photo credits: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/5/5e/Alone-black-hair-girl-sad-Favim.com-428528.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601103952

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!