Fun story about a girl who eats nothing but chocolate pudding

I tried so hard to be that "perfect" daughter for my parents, but it was never enough for them. I knew they hated me, but I never thought they hated me so much to the point they would give me up for adoption. I guess they never did care as much as I hoped they would. I guess there is always hope that someday, somewhere, I will be enough for someone right?