'Y'know, I never normally paid much attention to the bands that came and went here, when I was around, it was a pretty normal sight here at the farm. But I had a feeling that having Queen staying with us was going to be an exception.' Completed: October 2016 A/N: Before you begin reading, I just want to make it clear that I wrote this story when I was 17, hence why it's kinda shit. That's all I have to say, I do hope you enjoy it! © 2016 drowseroger All Rights Reserved

With the quality of a youtuber book this is a short autobiography about how I became god

When the real Ben Hardy couldn't make it to the press tour for Bohemian Rhapsody in Japan, the cast replaced him with a cardboard cut out of Ben. The cut out caught the attention of a certain Joe Mazzello.